https://mobilizon.openstreetmap.fr/events/03079308-7ec4-4ff0-8ea2-94eeb505b971
https://www.obsidianportal.com/profile/okcupid
https://osucfaes.instructure.com/eportfolios/28585/_/Playing_The_Game
https://osucfaes.instructure.com/eportfolios/28585/_/Welcome_From_an_Aspiring_Pick_Up_Artist
https://teton.instructure.com/eportfolios/20185/_/Unlocking_A_Womans_Inner_Slut 
https://peirce.instructure.com/eportfolios/14657/_/Get_The_Facebook_Info
https://peirce.instructure.com/eportfolios/14657/_/What_Black_Guys_Dont_Get
https://saac.instructure.com/eportfolios/1429/Home/Something_Women_Can_Relate_To
https://gwaea.instructure.com/eportfolios/1966/Home/How_Nightclubs_Fooled_Women
https://kipp.instructure.com/eportfolios/603/Home/When_Women_Give_You_Eye_Contact
https://uvanahuac.instructure.com/eportfolios/128/Pgina_de_Inicio/Flexing_Your_Financial_Muscle
https://edsi.instructure.com/eportfolios/6328/Home/Why_Women_Are_Attracted_To_Men
https://nmetc.instructure.com/eportfolios/22677/Home/The_Jackass_Never_Dies_Story

Greg has amazing pecs…who needs to go to the gym when you can lift oversized luggage from American tourists. There is something hot about having sex with a blue collar worker…it is the whole airport thing….very masculine...it is up there with shagging the pilot. He even wears those sexy ear plugs and neon vest. I must say that flying is not my favourite thing in the world, but I do look forward to the pre departure shag. It has now become a tradition!

I am a very superstitious person by nature, especially when I fly. I think this has something to do with my super superstitious grandma. She used to run around the block carrying suitcases every New Year ’s Eve as she believed that this would bring her lots of travel and adventure in the new year. It did seem to work for grandma, as she did a bit of travel around the world!

So I have my very own rituals before flying. I have this feeling I’m going to die on a plane crash someday. For example, I always shag before I fly.....just in case the plane does go down, I want my last fantastic shag to flash before my eyes as we hit the ground. I also always buy a new CD at the airport... no matter where I am flying to...and no matter how overpriced it is...(25 pounds at Heatrow)…

And I always make the sign of the cross as the plane is taking off. I am not a very religious person, but as that metal cylinder is being projected into the air at 500km per hour..I somehow feel closer to Jesus. The pre departure shagging started on a flight from San Francisco to Sydney…wireless computers and free internet make online cruising possible from any airport. Nothing makes you relax more before a 14 hour flight then a good fuck.

So tonight, the ritual begins with Gregg. No meal or movie, just hands on entertainment! And who says Qantas does not provide good in flight service?

Wiki TOP   編集 差分 バックアップ 添付 複製 名前変更 リロード   新規 一覧 単語検索 最終更新   ヘルプ   最終更新のRSS